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Although I liked Roald Dahl’s book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to play Willy Wonka. The script was good, but there was something that was bothering me. Mel Stuart, the man who was going to direct the movie, came to my home to talk about it.
“What’s bothering you?”
“When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk towards the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees that Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk towards them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself … but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.”
“ … Why do you want to do that?”
“Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
Hugo: Had you vision as well as sight, you would recognize within me not only a man, but an institution and the future as well.
Steve: Fuck you, fuck the institution, and fuck the future!
Hugo: You cannot fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you.
The mole men live in the subways.
The bird men live in the skies.
The monster doesn’t actually live under the bed (he’s hiding somewhere else).
If you sing enough, you will never grow old.
There are 71 flavors of snow, but only 63 flavors of water.
When we made you, we left part of ourselves behind so you would never be lonely.
Don’t worry, I lock up bad dreams in little cages.
Your shadow knows your secrets.
Time moves faster when close your eyes.
You knew everything, but then you were born and forgot, and now you have to learn again.
Be nice to your brother, he will always be your best friend.
We’re not lost.
Moms and Dads never really get lost.
We know exactly where we’re going.
“My pictures are painstakingly created frame by frame on 35mm film. I get the whole film developed, scan it, then piece the final image together on the computer, making a large contact sheet. It’s only when the completed film strips are laid out side by side in the contact sheets that the final image appear.
Each work usually takes months to complete, as each frame is obsessively taken in sequence. No pasting together after the event, no cheating in Photoshop!
If I make a mistake or take a frame out of place I start the film again from the beginning.”
I don’t think about what camera I should use that much. I just pick up the one that looks nicest on the day.
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a slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.
and the whole world opened up before me because i had no dreams.
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Every effort has been made to cleanse all pages of any incrimination or diatribe towards, against or around your person, though admittedly this book was assembled largely at night in the hot attic of the author’s ‘atelier’, and, as such, may accidentally proffer some mild error of judgment or prudence; please be assured that such cases are in no way intentional, even if they make Mr. Ware appear especially good by contrast and/or wholly rewrite the course of events as they actually transpired (now rendered, of course, obsolete.) We appreciate your understanding.
Islas
Islas
Islas donde jamás tomaremos tierra
Islas donde no bajaremos jamás
Islas cubiertas de vegetaciones
Islas agazapadas como jaguares
Islas mudas
Islas inmóviles
Islas inolvidables y sin nombre
Lanzo mis zapatos por la borda queriendo llegar hasta vosotras.
Cut word lines — Cut music lines — Smash the control images — Smash the control machine — Burn the books — Kill the priests — Kill! Kill! Kill!
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
Easy Solutions #1Había un tío, lo llamaban Karamanlis, o algo así: ¿Karatoro? ¿Karavaka? ¿Karagüevo? Bueno, Karaalgo. En todo caso, no era un nombre cualquiera, era de esos que se te quedan, que no olvidas así como así.