How do you do Ladies and Gentleman? My name is Alfred Hitchcock, and this is music to be murdered by. It is mood music in a jugular vein, and I hope you'll like it. Our record requires only the simplest of equipment. An ordinary phonograph needle, a four inch speaker and a .38 calibur revolver. Naturally, the record is long play, even though you may not be.
So, why don't you relax?
Lean back and enjoy yourself... until the coroner comes.