Vincent
Tim Burton, "Vincent"
Aspirations
"Did you love Monica Bluff?" Ruth asked. "Sure." "I don't see how you could." Jason said, "There are different kinds of love." "Like Emily Fusselman's rabbit." She glanced up at him. "A woman I knew, married, with three kids; she...
17, —ROAD, —, DEVON JUNE 7, 1944 DEAR SERGEANT X, I hope you will forgive me for having taken 38 days to begin our correspondence but, I have been extremely busy as my aunt has undergone streptococcus of the throat...
For Esme— With Love And Squalor
J. D. Salinger, For Esme— With Love and Squalor
Kill The Buddah
臨済義玄
The Madman's Narrative
George Antheil
A Perfect Day for Bananafish (Deconstructed)
Source: J.D. Salinger's, A Perfect Day for Bananafish, 1948.
Mr. Jeavons Said That I Was A Very Clever Boy
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Exercise in Psychogeography
Guy Debord, Potlatch #2, June 1954
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Edward D. Wood Jr., Plan 9 From Outer Space, 1959
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Tongue Twisters
The world's largest collection of tongue twisters.
Evidently Chicken Town
John Cooper Clarke
R.I.P.: UbuWeb (1996-2005)
ubuweb.com
Half-Crazy
J. M. Coetzee, Youth
The Only People For Me Are The Mad Ones
Jack Kerouac, On the Road
On Work (II)
John Dos Passos, 1896–1970
On Work (I)
The Shining (1980)
To Love Is To Suffer
Woody Allen, Love and Death, (1975)
Dear Mr. Einstein
Letter to Albert Einstein, 1951
A House Next To The Cricket Ground
Miller v. Jackson, (1977) Q.B. 966, 976.
Ague-Proof
William Shakespeare (1564–1616), King Lear, act 4, sc. 6, l. 104-5.
Crazy Dog Events
Originally published in Technicians of the Sacred (Doubleday, 1968, University of California Press, 1985).
A Gentleman Lifts His Hat
Emily Post, Etiquette in Society, in Business, in Politics and at Home, 1992
Grandiloquent Dictionary
"This is the result of an ongoing project to collect and distribute the most obscure and rare words in the English language. It also contains a few words which do not have equivalent words in English. At present, the dictionary...
I Need The Eggs
Annie Hall (1977)
Anything Anymore
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Hello, I Must Be Going
Morrie Ryskind and Victor Heerman
One Of Us
Freaks (1932)
I Preferred To Be Called Nobody
Dead Man, Jim Jarmusch, 1995
Psychogeographical Game Of The Week
Unattributed, Potlatch Magazine #1, 22 June 1954
For The Young Oulipians Out There
14 vowel sound poetry, 20-consonant poetry, abecedarian, acrostic, addition poetry, ae freislighe, alcaic, amphibrachic, anagram, anapestic tetrameter,ballade, calendelle, cento, combined forms, conjunctions and prepositions, conovowel poetry, dactylic tetrameter, double dactyl, flicker poetry, grammatic poetics, haicoup, heimlich, homophonic transliteration, transgram, limerick,...
I'm So Glad I'm A Beta
Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, 1932
Implementation, A Novel On Stickers
Implementation is a novel about psychological warfare, American imperialism, sex, terror, identity, and the idea of place, a project that borrows from the traditions of net.art, mail art, sticker art, conceptual art, situationist theater, serial fiction, and guerilla viral marketing....
A Brief History of Appropriative Writing
Raphael Rubinstein
Corrupt To The Bones
George Orwell, 1984
READ THIS WORD
Vito Acconci
Name, A Novel
Toadex Hobogrammathon, /ubueditions, ubu.com, ©2004 /ubueditions
The Invisible Library
www.invisiblelibrary.com
Monochrome
Yann Tiersen, interprété par Dominique A, "Le phare"
My Heart
My heart is composed of cardiac muscle tissue or myocardium My heart is composed of four chambers too The left atrium and the right atrium which receive the blood from my heart...
Pepper
Shel Silverstein
Der Himmel Über Berlin
Wim Wenders, Der Himmel über Berlin, 1987
Improving Quantitative Flowering Models Through A Better Understanding Of The Phases Of Photoperiod Sensitivity
Steven R. Adams, Simon Pearson and Paul Hadley
Horticulture Research International, Wellesbourne, Warwick CV35 9EF, UK
Department of Horticulture, School of Plant Sciences, The University of Reading, Reading, Berkshire RG6 6AS, UK
Nadsat-English Dictionary
Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, 1962
The Suggestiveness Of One Stray Hair In An Otherwise Perfect Coiffure
Mark Leyner, My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist, 1990, Harmony Books
That Rarest Of Gifts
Lewis Carroll, The Hunting of the Snark. An Agony In Eight Fits, 1876
Nervousness
Worry affects the circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system. I have never known a man who died from over work, but many who died from doubt. Charles Horace Mayo, 1865-1939, American Surgeon...
Johann Gambolputty
Monty Python, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode Six: "The BBC Entry To The Zinc Stoat Of Budapest", Recorded 05-11-69, Aired 23-11-69 , Prod. #54772
Crossroads
Woody Allen, Side Effects, 1989.
The Invocation
Angie Winterbottom, The Perl Poetry Contest, 2000
Last night I drove a car
Gregory Corso
The Philosopher's Drinking Song
Eric Idle, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode 22: How To Recognize Different Parts Of The Body, 1970
If You Only Walk Long Enough
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
`Cheshire Puss,' she began,
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
A novel about God incognito
Umberto Eco, Foucalt's Pendulum
The Aliens
Charles Bukowski, The Aliens, The Last Night Of The Earth Poems, 1992
Needleman
Woody Allen, Side Effects, 1989
Dear Theo (II)
Vincent van Gogh, Letter to Theo van Gogh, aprox. 23 Mayo de 1882
Dear Theo (I)
Theo, I strongly advise you to smoke a pipe; it is a remedy for the blues, which I happen to have had now and then lately. Vincent van Gogh, Letter to Theo van Gogh...
The Final Problem
My dear Watson [it said]: I write these few lines through the courtesy of Mr. Moriarty, who awaits my convenience for the final discussion of those questions which lie between us. He has been giving me a sketch of the...
Bravo, Zulú
Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliet Kilo Lima Mike November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform Victor Whiskey X-ray Yankee Zulu...
Conversations With Dali
"I want my statue to be a cosmic rhinoceros, and his behind should contain, not the usual granulations, but a sunflower divided in two with a small cauliflower inside." Conversations With Dali...
The Cut-Up Method of Brion Gysin
The method is simple. Here is one way to do it. Take a page. Like this page. Now cut down the middle and cross the middle. You have four sections: 1 2 3 4 . . . one two three...
Andy
If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film. Andy Warhol...
The 'Why Cheap Art?' manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEUMS & the RICH. ART IS NOT BUSINESS! It does not belong to banks & fancy investors ART IS FOOD. You can t EAT it BUT it...
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Douglas Adams
Telephone Call From Istanbul
Tom Waits
The CHELSEA Hotel Manifesto
Yves Klein